Diary of an ant
My life as an ant
July 12, 2005
I had a very exhausting day. We scouted for hours on end but only found a grain of rice. This means we have to scout farther tomorrow.
July 13, 2005
Almost got lost today. We were so far out my scout-buddy freaked out that we won't make it back. What a wuss.
July 14, 2005
We went back to the unknown terrain. A human was walking along our path and we almost got stepped on. On the plus side, he was eating a sandwich and dropped a piece of it. We reported back to the head scout so the workers can haul it back.
July 15, 2005
No work today. Our head scout was so pleased about the find yesterday that he gave us the day off. so, I swam in the droplet pool. Very refreshing.
July 16, 2005
On my way out, the mail-ant was there to deliver a letter to me. Its a notice that my uncle with three-heads had been captured by a human and died in captivity. The human is selling my uncle's remains in ebay. Why would they do that?
R.I.P. Uncle Trant. You will be missed.
This is a photo of Uncle Trant. His remains is being bid on at ebay. Please help me put a stop on this madness and have my uncle Trant have a peaceful burial.
Here is a link to where they are bidding.
Update: His remains has been sold for US $ 123.50 after a total of 7 bids.
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9:44 PMFunny stuff. I love it.
10:47 AM
LOL, I love what you've got going on here :p
3:19 PM
Thanks. Im glad you both loved it.
8:09 AM
sorry about your uncle trant. bet there was a huge turn out at his service... must have like 6 billion relatives...?
anyway, you and your colony have my sympathies.
fANTastic site by the way ;)
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