MAXIMum Rapping: Anatomy of a Rap Song
Get Rich or Eat a Taco - 50 PESOS
VERSE 1
They call me...the half-mexican bandito *(State who you are.)
50 percent cracker--- golly, that's neat-o
The MC Spic-Hick
Spicy Scoopa 'nilla your girlfriend can lick *(Throw a shout out to all the fine ladies.)
Straight outta Texas
The pimp Tyrannosaurus Rexus
My left testicle's a Rolls *(Don't forget to mention your balls.)
The other's a Lexus
CHOURUS *(Your chorus should encapsulate who you are and be catchy. )
I'm a redneck wetback
White like a Marlboro Lights pack
I like Toby Keith and siesta naps
And at night I steal my own hubcaps
The ace Pancho Villa of rhymin'
And I look like Garfunkel's bitch, Paul Simon
BRIDGE
Give it up for my homey, Hiroki *(Have a homey rap your bridge, it's all the rage.)
Queens samurai, he likes to smokie
Skinny japanese dude oyu don't want
to provokie
[CHORUS REPEAT]
VERSE 2
Lets get this thing crunk: *(You know the drill: Bust some rhymes but keep it real.)
Tijuana Jedi; a tequila keg in my trunk
Biscuits, grits, frijoles, and enchiladas
Drive my Ford 150 like a tricked-out
Impalla. Holla!
The dope chicano honky
Little bit Dixie, little bit mariachi.
[CHORUS REPEAT] *(Why is this song unique? Check out the horns kicking it.)
VERSE 1
They call me...the half-mexican bandito *(State who you are.)
50 percent cracker--- golly, that's neat-o
The MC Spic-Hick
Spicy Scoopa 'nilla your girlfriend can lick *(Throw a shout out to all the fine ladies.)
Straight outta Texas
The pimp Tyrannosaurus Rexus
My left testicle's a Rolls *(Don't forget to mention your balls.)
The other's a Lexus
CHOURUS *(Your chorus should encapsulate who you are and be catchy. )
I'm a redneck wetback
White like a Marlboro Lights pack
I like Toby Keith and siesta naps
And at night I steal my own hubcaps
The ace Pancho Villa of rhymin'
And I look like Garfunkel's bitch, Paul Simon
BRIDGE
Give it up for my homey, Hiroki *(Have a homey rap your bridge, it's all the rage.)
Queens samurai, he likes to smokie
Skinny japanese dude oyu don't want
to provokie
[CHORUS REPEAT]
VERSE 2
Lets get this thing crunk: *(You know the drill: Bust some rhymes but keep it real.)
Tijuana Jedi; a tequila keg in my trunk
Biscuits, grits, frijoles, and enchiladas
Drive my Ford 150 like a tricked-out
Impalla. Holla!
The dope chicano honky
Little bit Dixie, little bit mariachi.
[CHORUS REPEAT] *(Why is this song unique? Check out the horns kicking it.)
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